Craig sent this to me today. It brought a smile to my face. Enjoy!
[Given Matt's note, I took the text out of my blog. I have no desire to infringe on anyone's intellectual property. CLick on the title of this post and it will take you to another blog where it is posted. I assume Ben Witherington has permission to have it on his blog and I love the addition of the Jeff Foxworthy quotes!]